Friday, December 12, 2008

Office Holiday Partys-- BEWARE!

I know this is not really dating related, but...

I just want to say... i know we all like to cut loose and kick back and our office holiday partys. And thats fine! I love seeing people outside of the office and being able to hang out. HOWEVER.
It is not a good idea to get totally loaded and shake your nasty vag in a small Persian mans face with 50% of your office watching. Probably also not a good idea to take your dirty vag home with him.

In addition. I dont really care how late it is, and if most of the people have left for the night. There's still quite a few coworkers there, watching. Just waiting for someone to act like an idiot. So you can try to sneak off to canoodle with some jackass in the corner. but everyone saw you two macking on eachother.

Finally, please dont sneek off up to the rooftop with the cute married guy from the 3rd floor. We all saw you two sucking face. Dirty whores!!

And everyone was talking about you the next day.. and now look.. someone is even blogging it. Lucky for those hookers they dont read my blog...

Monday, December 8, 2008

water water everywhere, not a drop to drink

God we need some new men. Went out for a bit this weekend. Nothing but drunks and idiots....