Showing posts with label boring. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boring. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Quite Frankly, Im not in the Mood!

Sadly, I have to admit. I think im done with Solid Gold. I just dont get excited. And, really, I dont think he is either. I think it was a good idea.. but we just didnt click that way.

I dont know if it's cause of all the craziness at my job or what. But I am just not in the mood to date. The idea makes me want to take a nap. Match is a bust... there is like no one on there.
Why do I bother....
Boooooooo!!

In other news, they have began filming the sex and the city sequel and I am STOKED!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Hello, internet dating? There's been a mistake!



Oh what's that? There wasnt a mix up you say?? It seems like every time I meet a new female on the internet, they are the greatest thing since sliced bread. They are funny, endearing, and they can hold a conversation without saying anything completely retarded. And then, we get to the in-person date; the crucible, if you will. Suddenly the amazing person you met online is but a mere husk of a person. Was her brain erased before she made it out to the restaurant ? Did she tragically lose her sense of humor in an accident? It seems like when the date finally begins, she expects me to do all the work and be funny, and take the helm of the conversation. It just feels like one is on a date with a completely new person; I understand that there is the initial tension of meeting someone face to face for the first time, but after twenty minutes of a girl sitting quietly making me put in all the effort....I can only care so much to keep the effort going. Dates need to be on an equal ground, where both parties can be comfortable and able to converse with each other uninterrupted by third parties. I guess dating, and especially internet dating is like a war; every date is a new battleground with a new enemy, and the whole time you're trying to push forward to get in their foxhole. But sometimes you just have to ask yourself: can there be a treaty, or is it just time to drop the big one? War is hell. But I'd rather get shot in the leg than go on one more boring ass date.

-CupCake Bandit

"It's hot, the butter in my pocket is melting!"